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Here’s what I’ve learned about the 12th century from watching Boz play Assassin’s Creed.
- Jumping was a socially unacceptable behavior.
- Climbing was even more socially unacceptable and was punishable by death.
- Groping people in crowds was fine.
- The concept of horse ownership was not yet understood.
- Conveniently placed piles of hay were part of a kingdom-wide suicide prevention initiative.
- Scholars walked in formation and often had one extremely well-armed member.
- The middle person on a bench could never be charged with any crime.
- Children were forbidden from appearing in public.
- Begging and rabble rousing were fine, but ordinary citizens could be menaced without reprisal.
- Groups of vigilantes were required to have one shirtless member.
Boz:
Ha! Don’t forget: out-of-sight, out-of-mind.
John:
Ha.
I really need to get this game. (LOL suicide prevention)