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Let’s see…
Jack Thompson mockery — check
Random AYBABTU reference — check
Cheap Uwe Boll joke — check
Looks like the only thing we’re missing is something on Duke Nukem Forever. Honestly, it would be hard to beat this: The following things have been accomplished since Duke Nukem Forever was announced on April 25th, 1997…
Copying the list here would necessitate fact-checking on my part and I prefer to just believe that every iteration of Grand Theft Auto and The Sims has been released since DNF was announced. My only thought is that if the game’s development time really has eclipsed the amount of time The Beatles spent together and the Wright Brothers took to create a working airplane, then playing the finished product will need to be like getting a backrub from Jesus.