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1. Lacrosse Video Game
Here the Lacrosse community is reaching out to “Video Game Producers” to create “a video game similar to the Madden, MLB, and NBA Live series for lacrosse.” In return, they will “purchase and recommend the lacrosse video game to any and all interested parties.”
# of signatures: 27578
2. Cross Country Running Video Game
If EA wasn’t shitting themselves after the last one, then how about the cross country runners’ demand for “a Cross Country Game be published for a next Generation Console.” At this point, wouldn’t next-gen really be next-gen and not these ancient 360s and PS3s we have sitting around?
# of signatures: 1802
3. Ban Ultra violent video games
The best apart about this petition to the U.S. Congress is that it’s based on “several kids being stabbed, shot, and beaten up in the UK.” Take it up with the Queen.
# of signatures: 2
4. Create a New Fighting Game
All they want is, “deep and balanced fighting system with 3d gameplay,” “dark feel,” and “realistic blood and gore (this includes fatalities and pits/death traps).” And no, Mortal Kombat isn’t good enough for them.
# of signatures: 1
5. We love Mario Kraft Mac & Cheese and want it back!!
The I [heart] the 90s title says it all.
# of signatures: 104
6. An objection to taking Diablo 3 to the consoles
Among the reasons to “fear a console Diablo 3″: Gameplay will be simplified by adapting the game for multibuttoned controllers in place of two-buttoned mouse, console gamers won’t take glorified Gauntlet-cloned gameplay seriously enough, and Xbox Live isn’t as robust as Battle.Net.
# of signatures: 30
7. Buy Crysis Warhead Pledge
We petition to pledge or pledge to petition to give big corporations money in return for hardware punishing games until Crysis>Halo 3 FTW.
# of signatures: 1535
8. The MK vs DC Scrub Busting STFU Proposition of 2008
A rational call not to judge a game based on early screenshots, but to calmly wait for gameplay footage before making any evaluations. Has this guy even heard of the internets?
# of signatures: 6
9. World of Warcraft – Gnomish Paladin
If you’ve ever doubted that there are Inalienable Gnomish Rights then read this petition. If this doesn’t work (it may have, I actually don’t care), then sit-ins at Azeroth’s lunch counters should be the next step.
# of signatures: 298
10. Halo 3 Weapon Lowering on Xbox Live
Machinima producers face a wealth of obstacles during production, not the least of which is it’s hard to film anything in Halo 3 that doesn’t end up looking like the end of Reservoir Dogs.
# of signatures: 226