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You know how superheroes create supervillains? Well that’s how former ESA president Doug Lowenstein views Jack Thompson. Videogame writers didn’t respond to Jack Thompson. They created him!
And he’s right. Here’s what I’ve uncovered…
GamePolitics saw that Jack’s lab was on fire. He used his superbreath to extinguish the flames, but inadvertently blew off Jack’s hair!
Penny Arcade warned Jack Thompson that his science experiment was based on a faulty equation. When it exploded, scarring his face, Jack said they sabotaged his work and vowed to destroy them!
IGN was walking around a weapons testing site during a gamma bomb trial. Jack Thompson pushed IGN into a trench, absorbing gamma radiation into his body!
GameSpot overcame the symbiotic suit which had bonded to its skin forcing the alien to take the unsuspecting Jack Thompson as its new host!
On September 29th, 2008 at 5:09 pm, Paul wrote:
That is awesome!